Have you seen Old Spice’s latest viral video commercial called Sea Captain?

“I’m not a well-decorated sea captain who battles monsters on a large nautical vessel,” says the new spokesman, who is actually dressed to look like a well-decorated sea captain and has a fake monster on his shoulder. “But thanks to Old Spice, I smell like I am,” he says. As the ad continues, he outlines how he doesn’t have “14 well-oiled abs” or “endless gold treasures pouring from my pants,” although that clearly seems to be the case.